Monday, April 23, 2012

English Jaguar test in Monza

MONZA - Photo: an oasis ;) in Bahrain, Jenson drives past a brilliant blue body of water (blue weekend...).
Last weekend was the shittiest one ever... McLaren losing by themselves as in a traffic jam... in hindsight, it would have been better to erase that crazy race. Before the Spain GP there's the Mugello test session in Italy (1-3 of May), the only one during the F1 year.
But today was S aint George's day (Milan day :) ...and on 25: Saint Mark day ;), that is: Manchester City first name) and had a good news: soon we're going to test cars on the legendary Monza circuit again (as we did in the 90's... it's Oasis back :). This time: the English Jaguar! (it's years I wanted to do this). It's where the Red Bull comes from (they still have headquarters in Milton Keynes, so the Red Bull is not really an Austrian car). Also, Jaguar is one of Man City's sponsors and also the car for Oasis fans, that is, Button and Hamilton (you remember, Step Out, Going Nowhere, the commercials with the Shock of the Lightning), let me know if you wanna come. Noel Gallagher can't do this, 'cause he's got no driving license, he's not 18 years old yet. Reminds me of my first girlfriend, the blonde on a Jaguar, "...she looked just like a star in a Jaguar, she needs to lighten her load... She was dressed up in leopard skin" (Liam, lol)
I'm gonna get me a motor car, maybe a Jaguar, maybe a plane or a day of fame...
I'm gonna be a millionaire so can you take me there, wanna be wild...

Rome = usual scum of Italy, you'll always have troubles dealing with those lazy people. We took free days from work and they escape as scaredy cats... They should work as peasants.

pezzi di merda romani non seri che non lavorano, abbiamo preso i giorni liberi dal lavoro, fatto pubblicità in giro, portando pure uno che VOLEVA comprare una Jaguar, e 3 giorni prima quelli si eclissano. Qui siamo a Milano... gli faremo un'ottima pubblicità... Abbiamo l'indirizzo, gli mandiamo l'avvocato per pagarci le giornate. Niente di nuovo: coi romani è sempre finita in tribunale. Braccia rubate all'agricoltura, andate a zappare la terra, feccia d'Italia. A lavorare!

Cos'è che volevano i romani, er Gran Premio de Roma al posto della storica Monza? ahahahahaha sì, fateve er Gran Premio der Vaticano, cor Papa che gira co a Papamobile.

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