Sunday, March 18, 2012

Australia GP 2012: Button dominating


MELBOURNE - Jenson! 
Button won the Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne. 
Brief summary: great start with Jenson immediately leading, and Hamilton losing the first position. For about 40 laps, Jenson had about 10 and more seconds of advantage, he was extremely quick. Schumacher was 3rd but retired for a problem with the gears. 20 laps to the end: safety car. When the race started again, Jenson immediately won 3 seconds to Vettel 2nd. 
Hamilton lost a lot of seconds and at the end was almost battling with Webber 4th.
Fastest lap by Jenson.
Next race: Malaysia, in 5 days.

more photos soon
Vettel during the race, out again
with Silvia Hoffer Frangipane, McLaren Italian PR
Qantas girls, tram from Milan (they're also in California)
the singer for the Australian anthem
 there was Martin Brundle interviewing a gridgirl, lol
F1 rocks party... Pole Vaulter Melanie (right). 
...and Pole Vaulter (left) LOL

Saturday, March 17, 2012

McLaren: pole position and front row. Vettel and Ferrari in a crisis


MELBOURNE - Something changed, the Red Bull is not dominating. Results of the Australian GP qualifying. One-two, front row for McLaren! 1st and 2nd, pole position for Hamilton.
Difficulties for Vettel (6th), in the gravel and in controlling the car. 4th Schumacher, 5th Webber. Also the other Ferrari in the gravel (12th Alonso, he got angry for his mistake) and Massa risked to be out of the q1, then finished 16th. Ex world champion Raikkonen out of the q1, very far from his team mate (3rd!), I knew he was overrated...


Free practice.
It was raining. Who could be the first one in the gravel? Massa di merda, lol. 
Free pratice, Jenson Button 1st, Oasis fans-McLaren boys 1st & 2nd, good start.
Of course Noel Gallagher always hated Australia, continuously insulting them, and about sports (they care very much about it) he said "their only hope is cricket".
Just today a model from Melbourne told me she's coming to Monza in September. Dedicated to Noel :).
Listening to a funny conversation on the new English Sky Sports F1 (this year we don't watch F1 on Italian tv... maybe) with Hill and Mansell.
Hill said something like: If you don't come from Italy so your name is not something like Bandini, but you're from Birmingham or your name is Hill, you don't sound exotic and the people find it hard to believe in you, lol.
Mansell said nice things about the Italian Patrese, his team mate @ Williams at those times.


fp2 was slower, mixed, rain, drivers testing, etc., 1st Schumacher
fp3 still McLaren first (Hamilton)

Sunday, March 11, 2012

McLaren a Millionaire in Milan



MILAN - another Beady Eye-McLaren video (MP4-12C). 
‎+ old circuit of Monza (on the parabolica), 90th anniversary 1922-2012, I drove some cars there. 
+ Jenson Button @ new store. 
From the album "Different gear, still speeding". 
"A forty minute ride... you drive it and I spend it looking out my window" 
..."and you say to the driver: just drive" (that was another song :) 
You can see the Castello Sforzesco castle, the most famous theatre in the world, teatro alla Scala, 1:30 Leonardo Da Vinci statue, and @ 2:00 in the reflection the Armani store-bar.
Trams are usually of a darker orange, as one of McLaren colours

Thursday, March 01, 2012

r.i.p. Lucio Dalla (Ayrton)



MONTREUX - Button is 1st in Barcelona... meanwhile, the first flower of spring was born in Monza.
The most famous song dedicated to the legendary McLaren driver Ayrton Senna.
Very sad news: r.i.p. Lucio Dalla (uno dei pochi che si salvava nel marasma generale...), you remember Paolo Nutini singing the classic "Caruso". 




Milano... it's about the city where you're either underground or over the moon... 



Anna & Marco

Friday, February 24, 2012

Ecclestone: McLaren could sack Hamilton. Button: McLaren will help me to win title

LONDON - Bernie Ecclestone has warned Lewis Hamilton he could be turfed out by McLaren — if he does not improve on last season.
British ace Hamilton, the 2008 world champion, finished fifth last term and his contract is set to expire at the end of this season.
F1 supremo Ecclestone, 81, said: "If Lewis doesn't perform this year he'll be looking to move on.
"And the team, maybe, will also be looking to him to move on.
"I spoke to him the other day and I think he's a bit more focused. But I don't agree with the people he's got surrounding him and so-called managing him.
"He doesn't need that sort of management."
Hamilton is part of the XIX Entertainment stable and at the start of February they appointed Didier Coton — who once managed Mika Hakkinen — to guide the 27-year-old Brit.
When quizzed about who Ecclestone thought should be helping Hamilton, he said: "Someone with their feet on the ground.
"It's a people's job. They don't have to know about technical issues, someone who if you've a problem you can talk to the guy.
"His dad [Anthony Hamilton] was good, wasn't he? His dad was the right person."
Ecclestone has high hopes that the 2012 championship won't be so much of a one-horse race as last term. When Sebastian Vettel had tied up the title with four grands prix remaining.
"We always say this, but I hope the last race is going to be the one where the championship is won," he said.
"We don't want what happened last year, which was not too good.
"We perhaps need a change [of champion]. The only person that would say no to that would be Sebastian, but I think everybody else would agree with it.
"But it wasn't good. I am surprised we survived with as much TV as we got right at the end.
"I often wonder whether people watch because of the championship or watch because of the particular race.
"But now we've six world champions [competing in 2012], and I think there are probably going to be four very competitive teams, so we should have a very good year."


Jenson Button insists McLaren are on target to help him win his second Formula One title.
The Brit, 32, who won the championship in 2009 with Brawn, will get another crack in his new McLaren — which he is testing in Barcelona.
He said: "My first year at McLaren I initially thought would be very tough, moving to a new team, but it was a pretty good year really, a very good learning year.
"Last year I felt I did the best with the car I had and that I really grew with the team.
"So there are no excuses this year. I feel we have everything. The relationship I have with my engineers and mechanics is very good.
"I feel very confident and that it's all moving in the right direction."
"The relationship I have with my engineers and mechanics is very good, and there's a really good understanding there.
"There's nothing to fall back on and say 'This is the reason why we didn't win in 2012'.
"So I'm very happy now with my position within the team, and to win the world championship with McLaren would be amazing.
"To win anything would be amazing, but with a team you've been with for two years, have such a good relationship with and feel a big part of after such a short period, it would mean more than just arriving and driving the best car."
Button also feels he has the right support team outside of the car.
"My manager, physio, PA, PR man, you put them in place, but you don't purposefully have them around you to make you feel better.
"It just happens because you feel it's right. It's not something you actually go out to achieve.
"But I've been through quite a few managers in the past, and it has taken me a little while to find my feet, and the right people to surround myself with.
"For me, now, I have the best manager in F1, the best PR man, best PA and physio, so I'm lucky in one way, but I also experienced the bad as well as the good.
"So for me over the winter I've not refined anything in any way. I've not needed to."

Formula 1 2012 noses


WOKING ‎- 20 days to Playmobil world vs the beautiful ones ;). Different nose, still speeding. 
The "noses" a bit similar to McLaren's, are weak teams, so no problems from them. But probably the noses won't be so important to have a fast car.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Formula 1 test session @ Mugello


MUGELLO - This is an unique event: the only one test session during the Formula One season (you know, free tests are not allowed anymore... some years ago, McLaren used to go to my Minorca island).
With all the cars, in beautiful Toscana (Tuscany), near Firenze (Florence), Italy. From 1 to 3 May.
Spaghetti all'arrabbiata curve :)

how I entered the Formula 1 world

MILAN - This is a special year for England, also because of the Olympic Games 2012 in London (but not only in London), let's see if our McLaren boys-Oasis fans win the championship.
Ex Chelsea's - into Pretty Green (as Lewis Hamilton) Joe Cole was her ex boyfriend (before losing himself in provincial france), the one who should've joined "Milan fashion giants"... This is Oasis biggest fan... in every sense :). Keeley Hazell. I'm always honest: it's not me the biggest one :). She's obsessed with Oasis and Britpop. I remember there were even Facebook groups to establish who was the biggest one, they didn't even know. She was also a "pitbabe" as my sister, for Jenson Button (when was @ BAR Honda, British American Racing).
Pretty Green clothes for girls soon... meanwhile, the Pretty Green girl is still naked ;)
She's a very intelligent girl ;) (this one: no wishlist on Amazon, lol). In the video, the photo wearing an Union Jack dress as Liam Gallagher, is for Bacardi + pics with Manchester City shirt. 1:20: Noel Gallagher old shoes... still "to be honest" (as Noel says...), I still wear those ones sometimes. I prefer her sister, the one with smaller boobs :):). You might be tired of this song (In the bubble with a bullet, best one by Beady Eye), but we're not. Sounds a bit like a country song. Nice memories.



can you see "Jenson" written :)


we're flying high (birds)... There was one missing from the 80's compilations on Oasisblues :)
My first girl in the '90s was a big fan of Depeche Mode, the older Patsy Kensit "looking like a star in a Jaguar" (that is, not only an Oasis song, but also the ashes where Red Bull was born).
That's how I entered the Formula One world (but I was a fan since the early 80's), her "lover" was the Australian cook of the Jordan team... fail!
That's why Noel "used to" hate Australians, lol.
I wonder how an Australian can cook, that must be terrible. To quote a recent post: no salt at all, ahaha.
I'm joking, I like Australians. Noel has been hating them during his whole career.
Now seriously, (Irish) Jordan really failed. It must've been the cook's fault. But Eddie Jordan is always around for music things and bitches :)


Bluvertigo (band from near Milan: Monza, as the F1), "Fuori dal tempo" (=outta time)

friends of that girl, the ones of "life in Milan is selective, VERY selective". This is about: in Italy the military service used to be compulsory, and we had a series of tests, with also an absurd questionnaire made of thousands of questions, also asking: do you like flowers? ...far from that, there was also: would you like to be a florist? ... if there was a contradiction, = you're mad / gay, that is: you can't be a soldier (lol)
It also says: I like mad people :), "penso che praticamente sia bella la gente insana di mente".
Of course I was a soldier, despite being mad, lol. But because I wanted. Because it was a nice experience, and being a volunteer they also paid money. Of course almost everybody didn't want, and they pretended they were sick/mad/gay LOL. If you answered with contradictions, you had to visit the psychologist, everybody wanted because "he" was a sexy woman, lol.
Now you see why life in Milan is very selective ahaha
Liam wants to be a soldier :), it's also full of photos of Liam wearing military stuff, even by Pretty Green.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Sir Stirling Moss: Button will beat Hamilton again


LONDON - "There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love." 
Stirling Moss 

(Photo with a "grid girl" @ Donington Park 2006, driving an Italian Maserati)

Jenson is better than Lewis because he's an old style driver. Lewis learned to drive with videogames. Fact. Even Ron Dennis said that. He's started with kart but was learning with computers too.
He's lucky he wasn't sacked, just because he was born in this team.
Today I talked to some other usual ridiculous Lewis fans, who think that he was poor, so according to them, black = poor. And even blamed me to racist... unbelievable.
And of course they said Moss is wrong, so maybe they know more about driving than Sir Stirling Moss.
So they started to be racist, also saying people from Italy have a small cock! oh those people...even the women? lol. In the real world, it's the opposite. They probably had their girlfriend fucked by a Latin lover.
The team always comes first. The drivers pass, the team remains. Blaming the team, as Lewis did, wasn't a brilliant idea... One as Lewis saying he's going to win all the races, is desperate. He wasn't even able to overtake one as Massa many times. Moss was already proven right, not only last year. Lewis won a title driving a McLaren, Jenson a Brawn.

At the age of 81, the English icon Sir Stirling Moss announced his retirement from competitive motor racing thus drawing a line under an illustrious career which has spanned 8 decades and seen him win 212 races. He was also the first Brit to win a Grand Prix on home soil.
Moss remains one of the country’s most loved and popular sporting personalities. Given his determination to thrive at everything he put his mind to, perhaps it is not surprising. “I believe that if I wanted to run a mile in four minutes I could do it,” Sir Stirling famously once remarked. “I would have to give up everything else in my life, but I could run a mile in four minutes. I believe that if a man wanted to walk on water and was prepared to give up everything else in life, he could do that.”
The 16-time F1 grand prix winner (out of 66 races, before a near-fatal accident in 1962 saw him give up life as a Formula One driver), now 82 and speaking at the Motorsports Hall of Fame awards ceremony predicted that Button would once again profit from Hamilton’s perceived lack of concentration, having become the first of Hamilton's McLaren team-mates to earn more points in a season than him last year.
“Lewis does funny things, so one can’t be sure,” he said. “But I would put my money on Jenson. Yes I would. Lewis is terrific, he really is exceptionally quick, but Jenson thinks about certain things better than Lewis will.
"Like when it’s raining and whether or not to go in for a change of tyres.”
Hamilton, 27, out-qualified Button 13 times to six in 2011, but Moss said raw speed was not the issue, rather Hamilton’s propensity to let outside distractions affect his performance.
“He goes off and sort of screws it up sometimes doesn’t he? That’s the problem. Jenson is much more dedicated. I don’t mean in any way other than it means more to him what he’s actually doing, the actual driving and so on.
“The one thing you need in racing is concentration. So I worked hard on keeping my concentration for three hours because they were three hours races then.
"That’s a hell of a long time, particularly when there are pretty girls you can wave at and blow kisses to.”
Meanwhile, Vitaly Petrov has replaced Jarno Trulli at Caterham with immediate effect.
No Italians drivers this year, no Italy but Vitaly :)

Sunday, February 12, 2012

n.3 ring F1 circus & n.4 letter word


JEREZ - Made a new version of the video, updated with photos of the new McLaren 2012, for our Oasis fan drivers Button and Hamilton 
(songs by Beady Eye, live from Abbey Road studios, London) 
6:10 Silvia, 7:32 Gem

Saturday, February 04, 2012

Formula 1 2012 teams & drivers


JEREZ - Jenson Button in his new office, confirmed number 3 as we wanted. 
Here's the complete list for the season: 


some details and statistics 

1. Vettel (born 3-7-1987 Heppenheim, Germany), 81 GP, GP debut: Usa 2007 
2. Webber (27-8-76 Queanbeyan, Australia), 176 GP, Australia 2002 
3. Button (19-1-80 Frome, England, UK), 208 GP, Australia 2000 
4. Hamilton (7-1-85 Stevenage, England, UK), 90 GP, Australia 2007 
5. Alonso (29-7-81 Oviedo, Spain), 177 GP, Australia 2001
6. Massa (25-4-81 Sao Paulo, Brazil), 152 GP, Australia 2002
7. Schumacher (3-1-69 Hurt Hermuhleim, Germany), 288 GP, Belgium 1991
8. Rosberg (27-6-85 Wiesbaden, Germany), 108 GP, Bahrain 2006
9. Raikkonen (17-10-79 Espoo, Finland), 156 GP, Australia 2001
10. Grosjean (17-4-86 Geneve, Switzerland, french passport), 7 GP, Europe 2009
11. Di Resta (16-4-86 Uphall, Scotland, UK), 19 GP, Australia 2011
12. Hulkenberg (19-8-87 Emmerich, Germany), 19 GP, Bahrain 2010
14. Kobayashi (13-9-86 Osaka, Japan), 40 GP, Brazil 2009
15. Perez (26-1-90 Guadalajara, Mexico), 17 GP, Australia 2011
16. Ricciardo (1-7-89 Perth, Australia), 11 GP, Great Britain 2011
17. Vergne (25-4-90 Pontoise, France), 0 GP
18. Maldonado (9-3-85 Maracay, Venezuela), 19 GP, Australia 2011
19. Senna (15-4-83 Sao Paulo, Brazil), 26 GP, Bahrain 2010
20. Kovalainen (19-10-81 Suomussalmi, Finland), 90 GP, Australia 2007
21. Petrov (18-9-84 Vyborg, Russia), 38 GP, Bahrain 2010
22. De La Rosa (24-2-71 Barcelona, Spain), 86 GP, Australia 1999
23. Karthikeyan (14-1-77 Madras, India), 27 GP, Australia 2005
24. Glock (18-3-82 Lindenfels, Germany), 73 GP, Canada 2004

the difference between a fine race horse and a donkey


MARANELLO - When asked about the similarity between her looks and those of Gina Lollobrigida, the legendary Italian actress Sophia Loren replied "it is like the difference between a fine race horse and a donkey, but I'm not saying who is what".

photo above: owned! that's not very aerodynamic, is it! the new Ferrari and McLaren, it's like the difference between one made of Lego / Playmobil similar to a Force India and a fine race horse, but I'm not saying who is what ;)
epic fail. different gear, no more speeding. Massa: "needs to be stable". A bit too much.

About the "nose", sounds like we're different from all...

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

new McLaren 2012 presentation


WOKING - the beast. the best beast. I've seen there are already people from other teams moaning, sounds like the new McLaren's got some revolutionary stuff ;). Something new but it's a bit conservative... good.
silence and worship. 
at the launch, world champions Button and Hamilton show the new car.
drive it like you stole it.


video

Friday, January 27, 2012

wish list - I sell myself :)


MILAN - McLaren MP4-12C, better silver colour. McLaren drivers are both English and both fans of Oasis (see also the video on the column), Hamilton plays guitar and was even born in the place, Stevenage, where they performed their biggest concert, Knebworth. 
You know I "talk straight" :) as them and I say everything.
I've seen there are some bitches (lol), also famous bitches, who put their "wish list" of gifts they would like to receive (also on websites as Amazon, etc.). Thinking bad of people is a sin, but most of the times you're right... so I can imagine that "in exchange" of those gifts, they give themselves...
I absolutely must create my wish list.
(lol)
Life is one, and everything and everybody has a price. 
Well, women always want to be "the same" as men, the "gender equality", so here I want to be the same as them :)
I blame it on (not the changing of the seasons, as Oasis' Roll It Over :), on the financial crisis.
There must be some rich women who would buy me :D ...I can be their Italian gigolo ahaha.
Or maybe some Manchester City's sheikhs, I can work in their garden :)
Now, seriously, this is my wish list for you to remember for my birthday :), 9 June, that is also the fashion line Pretty Green birthday, Lewis Hamilton is a fan.
Sometimes there are people who offer me money for advertisements (you know, banners, those things) on some of my websites. That's also why I'm posting this.

this is for you Liam... the Pretty Green blue cashmere pullover is beautiful, thanks. Stop trying to delete Noel's final statement on the official site, leave him alone. Keep on visiting Oasisblues.

Liam Gallagher driving. "God" Noel has no driving license... changing a bit the title of a song by Liam: guess God thinks Noel's not able


as car, I always liked the English Jaguar or the English Lotus, and of course the English McLaren.
Jaguar as my first girlfriend's car.
"She looked just like a star in a Jaguar, she needs to lighten her load" (Oasis, Step out)
"I'm gonna get me a motor car, maybe a Jaguar, maybe a plane or a day of fame" (Oasis, Going nowhere)

it's sad to say but often when you're rich or have a great car, you "automatically" have a beautiful woman.
It's the power of what we like, cars.
But if it's a woman buying me (lol), she would be probably older. I always say "love has no age" and it's true.
Since I was a kid I always liked that girl who would have become Liam's wife for some time (Patsy Kensit), this is the Dutch model Karen Mulder, I always liked her elegant beauty (both of them were born in 1968, so yes, they're really older)

Liam on his Milano mod Lambretta. Italian scooter also in Pretty Green stores and @ nights

a red, acoustic guitar (this is a Gibson Hummingbird)

what else? ...hmm I could have some of these and other things, not all of them are impossible. Anyway, the "little things they make me so happy, all I wanna do is live by the sea" (It's good to be free) could still be nice, but I should sell one of our houses. Someday. Photo: (and you're singing) Shangri-La, in my "Brit" island Minorca, where McLaren used to test the cars.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

countdown to the new McLaren


WOKING - And new 2012 teamwear, the silver is back... the t-shirts are white this year. Good, 'cause last year the black ones were difficult to wear in the sun in Italy :) (I told them) - click here




home-made Vodafone McLaren steering wheel and pedals... I must confess my "weakness": I can't resist training reflexes even at home. Useful for when I'll drive on Monza circuit again and again

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Button to be the first one testing and to have the number 3

MONZA - Preparing the circuit... as every year, here's the winter version photo. Different year, different speeding circuit. Apparently. Beautiful sun in Milan, but Monza circuit now looks a bit different from the one where a few months ago we burnt ourselves in the sun...
This year will be special (again) 'cause it's Monza race 90th year (1922->2012).
Button will be the first one testing the new McLaren, he should also have the number 3 (ring F1 circus :), not 4 (Hamilton), 'cause he was second in the championship, and he said we need a clear number one to win.

Photo above: this is (Parabolica) where last year Mark Webber went off track, lol. We were laughing, he didn't even realise that he had his car VERY damaged for a whole lap (incident with Massa), that's why then he lost control. Amazing also how nobody told him. It was even shocking when we saw the broken car passing and he went off... there was me climbing on the net, shouting and indicating him to the people (also, nice metaphor eh). I should have told him too.

Today's Jenson's birthday. He will be the first driver to sample the new McLaren MP4-27 at next month's Jerez test. McLaren has confirmed that Jenson will take the wheel on February 7 for the first run of the car at the Spanish track.

Thursday, January 05, 2012

Monza tickets and advices

MILAN - To get tickets for Monza GP, click here. Usually, people prefer to already own a ticket, of course, but there are also some ways to have a ticket paying before and getting it the day you arrive there. Formula 1 is a very expensive sport, but it's worth.
If you're coming from far, of course you want to stay the whole weekend, but for the people who live closer, even if they are big fans, 3-4 days of Formula One could be very tiring (because of the sun, walking, traffic, people, etc.), so for them it's better just 1 or 2.
For some things you should spend more, for other things you should spend less. Here are my advices from our experiences.

TRAVELLING TO ITALY
if you're coming from abroad, foreign countries, you probably have to take a plane, that is not expensive, especially if you book some time before, at least one month. There are 3 main airports around Milan: Malpensa (very far but there's a nice train arriving to Milan's Cadorna station), Linate (closer, the bus number 73 takes you to the centre) and Orio al Serio (quite far, you'll have to take a train).
So when you're here you probably don't have a car (unless you rent one), but it's better to go around without a car, as traffic is a problem and it also would be difficult for you without knowing the places. And, you would have to spend a lot of money for fuel and car parkings for whole days. It's also more adventurous to go around and meet people.

STAYING
cheap hotels, hostels, campings, are not very popular in Milan, you could find them but they could be far and not very nice (you know, Milan is quite an expensive city), I remember also some English girls told me about them. Well, if you like camping, I remember a Hungarian girl choosing that option, there's one "inside" the circuit (it is so inside that last year we laughed because when we were going to the circuit I went inside the camping and a girl working there tried to stop me, and I said: no autographs, please, lol. I was sure it wasn't a camping so I could go inside :).
But I think it's better if you spend just a little bit more for this and stay in a normal hotel, so you can also easily visit Milano. Usually, people say to avoid hotels around Stazione Centrale (the main station), 'cause it's a bit dangerous.
I know some people prefer to stay in a hotel outside the city, I think it's a bad choice, you could get lost. Not even the people living here know so well all the places.
The Ferrari crew stay in one of the most central hotels, just right behind the Duomo cathedral (there's also their shop near there) and of course it's very expensive. But drivers usually sleep inside the circuit in their rooms. Jenson Button and Jessica Michibata usually stay @ a luxury hotel by Como lake (not very far from the circuit), same hotel where former Oasis Liam Gallagher-speeding Beady Eye often come. I know some people stay @ same hotels of celebrities to be sure to meet them, but it's a risk, you could spend a lot of money in vain. And I tell you, there's nothing to go crazy for famous people.
If you're an attractive girl, there's no problem for anything, and you can stay by us, lol.
My sister sometimes has a job on the circuit on the grid as "umbrella girl", now she's more a chief for the girls working.

MILAN -> MONZA
(distance: about 15 kms, =10 miles, but the total is about 20 kilometres to the circuit)
when you're in Milan and you have to go to the circuit, the best way is: 
a taxi, but it could cost too much, and you wouldn't meet other fans="tifosi", as Schumacher says.
If you don't want to take a taxi, first take a train (about 2 €uros or so, usually towards direction Chiasso) from Garibaldi station (green line metro stop), not from Stazione Centrale station, because there are less trains to go to Monza.
In a few minutes you arrive in Monza, the city (but it doesn't mean that you're already at the circuit, not yet).
Here, outside Monza station, you can walk a tunnel to go out on the right side of the station, there's a free bus (called "linea nera", black line), from 7:30 am, from Friday to Sunday of the Formula 1 weekend (there isn't on Thursday, if you have to go there to meet the drivers for the "walk about"). But my advice is to avoid this bus, because although it's good that you don't have to pay and you will be with a lot of fans, the traffic is the same and then you realise why it's free: sometimes a long time to wait and it leaves you inside the big park of Monza and you'll have to walk a VERY long road to arrive at the circuit, it will take a lot of time. The same when you have to go away (and you'll also ask yourself: where the fuck is the bus station? :)
So (flashback :), when you are at Monza station, it's better to take bus tickets (a few €uros) at the tobacconist's and go outside on the left side, there's a small garden, a few stairs and a road above ("corso Milano" street). I can see it could be a little complicated at this point, we can go together :), but many people ask me so I have to choose which ones :). When you get this bus (number 221), there could be the same traffic (really annoying, especially when you come back), but it will leave you to a comfortable place, Biassono, near one of the circuit entrances (you will see a landmark with the circuit shape in a little square, there's also a small wall to photograph, with photos and autographs of past and present drivers).
When you have to come back, step off the bus when you see a McDonald's in "corso Milano" street, that is near Monza station.
On Sunday ONLY, there's also a free train from Milan, Stazione Centrale, that even arrives to the circuit (so, no buses at all), but then you realise why it's free: again, the little problem is that it leaves you at Lesmo entrance so you will have to walk a lot, depending on where you're staying in the circuit. Anyway, this train could be good to go there, but my advice is that you avoid it when you have to come back on Sunday afternoon, because you'll find yourself blocked among literally thousands of people trying to use these free trains and you'll have to spend a lot of time in a huge crowd under the sun, you could go mad, also because tired for the long weekend.

FOOD
prices are a bit high inside the circuit, you know, because they also have to pay Ecclestone :) and the quality is a bit "standard", let's say, classic hot dogs, "salamella" sausage and similar stuff. Also, you'll have to deal with long queues of big-belly hungry Germans, lol.
If you want to eat better things and spend less, here's my trick, when you're on the "final" bus just before arriving at that little square of the autographs wall, step off the bus (Vedano stop, you can also ask the driver) and go to this little town called Vedano al Lambro (the Milano river giving the name to Lambretta), there's a nice "rosticceria" to buy food, and then you're still close to a circuit entrance.
To always have very cold water the whole day, you should put a bottle in the freezer the night before, so it's frozen and it melts slowly during the day.

Remember also to bring a suntan lotion cream, 'cause even if it's September, usually it's still really hot and last year we got tanned more in 4 days than in 2 months of holidays.
Also, avoid those foreign people playing with boxes or cards inside the circuit: they try to get money from you but they're actors (whole families) and when the police comes, they run away.

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Thursday, December 29, 2011

speeding highs and lows 2011

HIGHS (crazy year)

1) BUTTON IN CANADA
On Lap 37 of the wet-dry 4 HOURS Canadian Grand Prix, Jenson Button was LAST of the lot after clashing with Hamilton and Alonso, and pitting three times over punctures and a speeding penalty.
Just 33 laps later, he won the race after a mesmerising drive through the entire field, boosted by a series of cleverly-timed pit stops.
The icing on the cake came at turn six on the very last lap when leader Sebastian Vettel, spooked by the ever-closing Button, slid wide and let the Brit through to win what he described as "definitely my best race ever". Definitely the best race seen in years.
Other highs were Jenson winning in Hungary or when ill in Singapore but racing great thanx to Italian pasta ;)


2) "CHRIS HORNER FUCK YOU", LOL
A woman in Monza saying that in front of Red Bull boss, Chris Horner, as you can hear at the end of this video:

(song: Noel Gallagher, "Aka what a life", published on 11 September, Monza race)
That weekend was a high, Button from 7th in the first laps, finished 2nd. And in those days the first McLaren shop in Italy opened here.


3) BUTTON @ RED BULL PIT BOX :) & THE MARSHALL FALLING
Some of the comic moments of the year — along with the Canadian marshall who fell over twice in front of the F1 pack — came in China as Jenson dived in to Red Bull's pit box by mistake for a tyre change.




LOWS

1) SIMONCELLI :(
Tragedy as we lost British IndyCar star Dan Wheldon in a crash, a week before MotoGP ace Marco Simoncelli died in Malaysia, that shocked us to the bone.

2) KUBICA
F1 drivers like to have a bit of fun over the winter — and Renault's Polish star Robert Kubica thought he would try rallying. Alas, he crashed his Skoda into a barrier on the Ronde di Andora event in Italy, emerging with life-threatening injuries including a smashed right arm that may yet end his career. The accident was also a blow to Renault's F1 challenge, from which the team never really recovered — although their radical exhaust system didn't help.

3) HAMILTON FLOP
Confusion inside the head of (they say he was) the world's fastest F1 driver, Lewis Hamilton.
The most bizarre incident of a bizarre season for Hamilton came at Monaco. He was given two penalties after colliding with Felipe Massa and Pastor Maldonado. Afterwards he branded both "stupid". Asked why the stewards had singled him out, he replied: "Maybe it's because I'm black."
And he described his frequent visits to race officials as "an absolute fricking joke". Hamilton's inner demons stayed with him through most of the season, resulting in a series of untypically crass incidents (often while fighting against Ferrari's Massa, he could never overtake him easily, as if Massa was Senna) such as his crazy tangle with Kamui Kobayashi at Spa.
Massa even got a nonsense penalty. I couldn't stand Massa, but then I even began to like him, thanks to Hamilton.
Roll on 2012, eh Lewis?

Monday, December 19, 2011

new McLaren 2012 preview. 1 February, presentation

WOKING - Exclusive preview!! Lol joking, you can't see anything. The different gear still speeding will still be n.3 (ring F1circus) and n.4 (letter word). Jenson was 2nd at the end of the championship, I think he should have the n.3...
McLaren will have our new car ready for the first test of 2012, after the team confirmed today it will be launched in a few weeks, on 1 February. 
McLaren's announcement that the MP4-27 will be ready for the opening test at Jerez, which takes place from February 7-10, means the team follows Ferrari and Red Bull Racing in opting to get running as early as possible.

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